直升机的一幕

第一次坐直升机开心加害怕。试坐过后，只能说不是太舒服，直升机晃得很厉害。还是坐飞机比较steady. 以后要常常坐着直升机出海公干，换了新工作。

Management course

A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

巧克力棒和青蛙

缅甸执政党30日对外国援助提出批评，对于国际社会仅承诺向缅甸提供1.5亿美元救援太少，表示他们其实需要110亿美元。并说缅甸强热带风暴受害者不需要外国提供的“巧克力棒”，吃青蛙和鱼也能活下去。

灾难来临，灾民是不会乎食物是工厂产的还是天然野生的？只要能延命就够。如果有巧克力棒灾民会很高兴，即使他们也可以抓青蛙。缅甸军政府很可耻。可耻不在于拒绝了巧克力，而在于他替老百姓选择了只能抓青蛙。
　
公元291年，晋武帝的儿子、又黑又胖又憨愚的晋惠帝端拱于巨大的龙椅之上，大臣们向他禀报外间天灾频频，老百姓无粮，饿死不少。惠帝翻翻大眼珠子，想了想，反问道：“百姓没有粮食吃，为什么不喝肉粥解饱呢？”